so·da foun·tain

noun

1. An apparatus with faucets for dispensing soda water.

2. A counter equipped for preparing and serving soft drinks, ice-cream dishes, or treats.

pho·tog·ra·phy

noun

1. The art or process of producing images of objects on photosensitive surfaces.

2. The art, practice, or occupation of taking and printing photographs.

3. A body of photographs.

so·da foun·tain pho·tog·ra·phy

noun

1. An apparatus with faucets (faucets?!) for dispensing images of sensitive objects. (That's a camera, right?)

2. The art, practice, and occupation of taking and printing photographs while thinking about soft drinks, (vegan) ice-cream dishes, and treats.

3.  Mysi (Pronounced: Missy): Slightly awkward, artistically inclined creature obsessed with all of the above.